this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
The ability to fart whenever I want.
Everybody just move to Canada
Gay marriage is legal nationwide and abortion is, and I quote, “a decision made by a woman and her doctor.”
Come to Canada, guys
Seriously come to Canada they’re giving out free healthcare and cookies at the border
Let’s not forget this
Oh my god the maple leaf bikini. I NEVER NOTICED THAT
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black